"... but, oh, how soft the waves and how slow the sea..."
i'm tiff and i over-analyze, act before I think, and fall far too easily in love with things, including you.
All the ships I ship: Hyde and Jackie (That 70’s Show)

"I mean, if this relationship wasn’t just a little bit creepy and unnatural, I wouldn’t be in it."

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I’ve been drinkin, I’ve been drinkin

I get filthy when that liquor get into me

I’ve been thinkin, I’ve been thinkin



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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

by "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore  (via buckying)

(Source: talesofnorth)